Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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