I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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