He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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