If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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