That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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