Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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