I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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