lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The uberlube is also flammable
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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