are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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