well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Farmville is her only friend.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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