sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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