As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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