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i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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