brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
