I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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