Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Are these your boobs on my camera?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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