you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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