We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
should my penis look like a turkey
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
