The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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