I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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