my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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