So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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