lets start a swedish sibling band together
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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