I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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