It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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