But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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