I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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