question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Everyone says I win the strip club
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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