I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
its liver damage thursday
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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