I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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