I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Randomize
