sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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