If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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