Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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