One girl and one boy is just not enough.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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