hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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