you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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