Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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