Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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