He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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