Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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