he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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