I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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