Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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