What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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