I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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