Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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