I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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