"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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