i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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