16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
How's work?
Spinning.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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