its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The feeling are messing with the penis
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I think people are normalizing furries
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Randomize