Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Sponge bath it is.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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