Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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